People That Need a Good Beating

There are people out there, you know who they are, that need a good beating. Some people just need a good shock to the system to let them know that they are wrong in oh so many ways. I am here to digress and assentuate those types of people that just need a very, very good physical wake up call. Now, I already hear you naysayers and my response to your "well you can't just hit people" speech is this: This is just a metaphoric assult to ego's and wrongs that people commit to you as well. I am sure you sit in your car and expand on what you would do on the guy who cut you off just a minute ago in traffic, or the old lady halting traffic for miles just to change lanes! This is to address them and expand on what would be interesting if one could actually let them know how much we dislike them.